What do you do with a B.A. in English,
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college and plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this useless degree.
I can’t pay the bills yet,
‘Cause I have no skills yet,
The world is a big scary place.
But somehow I can’t shake,
The feeling I might make,
To the human race.
Hi, Kate Monster.
What’s the matter?
The catering company laid me off…
I had to post the lyrics to this, as my category “BA in English” is definitely an allusion to this song. If you’ve never seen the play… do so.